Sunday, 18 January 2009

Irish Pork Fear For Hutchback!

Don't worry they say: Yes, the PCCB's accumulate and you can't get rid of them, but it would be very difficult to quantify the miniscule effects on any one person unless you ate a large amount of Irish pork over a long period of time.

Well, little comfort to Hutchback, who earned cash in hand whilst I studied for my doctorate as an Irish Pork Sausage tester, which required his eating 4 bangers 3 times a day for 7 years!

I shall have to monitor him carefully over the coming weeks and any small sign of weakness shall see him dealt with severely.

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