DR. NOSTRUM
...down with Boris.
HUTCHBACK
Fuck me. Boris Johnson. If Cameron gets in, leave the country.
DR. NOSTRUM
I'm trying. I'm trying to leave the country.
HUTCHBACK
No, I mean really leave the country. Leave the country now.
DR. NOSTRUM
I can't believe he's the Mayor.
HUTCHBACK
He is the Mayor.
DR. NOSTRUM
It's amazing isn't it, just another comedian.
HUTCHBACK
No, that's the trouble, he isn't a comedian, he's a fucking arsehole.
DR. NOSTRUM
Well, he's an arsehole...
HUTCHBACK
He's a nasty cunt, actually.
DR. NOSTRUM
...but he has a good comedic presence.
HUTCHBACK
He looks like a comedian...
DR. NOSTRUM
Yeah.
HUTCHBACK
...but inside beats the heart of a cunt.
DR. NOSTRUM
Have you seen him presenting "Have I Got News For You?"
HUTCHBACK
Yeah.
DR. NOSTRUM
Well, just the idea that you can ridicule someone who's now your Mayor...
HUTCHBACK
What, as if you couldn't ridicule Ken Livingstone?
DR. NOSTRUM
But at least he never presented TV programmes just to get a laugh.
HUTCHBACK
We're drifting into the realms of politics. It's a very worrying sign.
DR. NOSTRUM
It's not really politics.
HUTCHBACK
(he's gone rummaging in some kitchen cabinets) No, s'pose not.
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