When was the last time you murdered your wife? Christ, I haven't murdered my wife for months. I'm thinking about murdering her again sometime in the next few weeks, but can't get my diary sorted out, what with work commitments etc. Anyhow, next time I murder her I was going to do the whole shebang, you know, candlelit dinner, soft music, sweet nothings, maybe a shared bath with candles and some incest burning - nag champa, maybe, for that touch of class. Then a swift one eyed cry whilst pretending I'm just getting ready for bed (so I last when the time comes) and straight in for a bit of murdering, the wife does love it.