Saturday, 17 January 2009

IOC to include The Palin Bounce


This is a new Winter Paralympic event. The contestant is superfluous, but the result is everything. At this point in the planning stage, how the combination of all Paralympic qualifications (mental or physical disability, outstanding ability, TV friendly) will work itself out into an actual competition that anyone can enter is unclear. It will likely be a version of the modern Pentathlon consisting of Moose shooting, Dog sledding, Giving birth, Threatening and Praying. One thing for sure though is that is has to include leading your own applause.

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