Saturday, 17 January 2009

Gary Lineker’s Inconvenience


Dr Nostrum overheard a short joke about one of the English Nation's leading sporting figures too good to leave in the small flat on Triangle Place, where one of the girls living there used to often arrive home and sit mere inches from the Television screen until she fell asleep (?)

It had been widely reported that Gary and Michelle's first baby, George, was suffering from Leukemia. Gary had been telling us that the radiation treatment George had to endure had impacted every aspect of family life, even to the point that to change his nappies he and Michelle had to wear gloves, to stop the skin on their hands being burned by George's shit. It was a further inconvenience to Gary as it meant he had to wear a rubber every time he fucked his son.


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