I’m Sorry, Ru Paul

25/09/08

Where are you Ru? A little known fact is that Ru used to serve fruit salad in the back rooms of the New York Club scene in the early 90's. This sounds like a euphemism, but in fact was just fruit salad.

Dr Nostrum declined the fruit salad politely way back then and I offer by belated apologies Ru, I couldn't quite get my head round the fact that a huge black genderfucker would simply be serving fruit salad and became ever more anxious that it was laced with LSD.