Many BBC bylines have made reference to an otherwise un-publicised filthy Joke about Her Majesty The Queen, it may have appeared on Mock The Week, though I haven't heard it. Dr Nostrum fears they have been referring to sordid details from an otherwise very private life because as it happens The Queen was round the other week to give me a blowjob and she wouldn't even swallow, the cunt. "Call yourself a monarch?", I yelled as I kicked her out without even paying her.
I think that might have been something like the substance of what some prudes at Auntie turned their sniffy noses up at, except they may have been funny of course.