Monday 9 February 2009

2009 Predictions Part 5 - Bankers' Prison Island

The Hutchback is not normally an angry man. Yes, he performs hideous acts of barbarism on a daily basis, but these are not done out of anger, merely boredom.

(off topic: yes that was a reference to the Golden Dawn on tonight's Eastenders, what next Aleister Crowley turns up and sacrifices Minty to the god Horus).

These Bankers (or as we should refer to them Banksters) are set fair for a good few billion in bonuses. This is surely the equivalent of giving a mugger a tip after he has kneed you in the testicles and stolen your watch, wallet, and mobile phone.

So my prediction is that by the end of the year the world community will have set up prison islands in the South Atlantic, and we will ship the whole festering lot of them off to these desolate windblown frozen hellholes.

They can then sub-prime eachother to their hearts content.

1 comment:

  1. Putting them in that part of the world would annoy the penguins, who are tetchy enough these days. Perhaps they should be press-ganged into the merchant navy to give them a broader view of life.

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